Bai (White) Surveyed the New Nuclear plant. Here was the white hot technology of power production. Binhai New Are . Every precaution had been taken. No Fukishima here -Japan has suck into recession 2017 – never to escape.
Sure they were in a seismic area – but the cooling system, was doubled up. The 90% of expensive safety measure recommended after Chernobyl would never be implemented – no need.
Then the ground shook, and the doubled glazed window cracked. Both panes. This was why he was paid 500,000 Renminb.
'start up the secondary cooling' he shouted into his walkie-talkie. Chinese made, obviously.
'Boss, you better get down here' his assistant said. Bai was almost alarmed – then he remembered he was the head man.
'The primary pipes are cracked, and the secondary engine is seized' Li Wei told him -nothing great about him (The name is Chinese for great – as you knew)
'Fork life' Bai ordered. After 5 minutes they were lifting the primary engine to the secondary pipes. Bai signed relief, and looked out of the window. Just in time to see the reactor roof blow off – like some giant was expelling a large burp.
'What now? Asked Li Wei. 'Are you a Buddhist?' his boss asked him. 'Yes' replied a puzzled Li Wei.'Good' said Bai as him kicked the legs from under his minion. 'Pray' he ordered. 'we are all in heaven in an hour' 'What we got here is a UK syndrome – next stop London'