Laurence slunk his way to the restaurants.
The humans were so wasteful of their dinners
thrown out by the Bins – mice hang-outs.
The local pets were well fed winners.
Luckily the rats fed the cats – triple yummy
though watch out for the dogs – not nice!
Living at Salford Quays so full tummy
Eating only the best fed rats and mice
every evening after his home cooked tea
Time to hunt for live, moving meat
Off to by the bins, fat rodents to see
A twitching mouse was had to beat
There was Lord Larry of Harbour city
Off to satisfy all the lonely she cats
Not enough hours – more's the pity!
So little free time for all the mice and rats